up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
'Twenty-four,' she replied.
